hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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