I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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