Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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