no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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