I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize