So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
