My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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