You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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