Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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