I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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