all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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