We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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