Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
