The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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