I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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