love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
