we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh god was she eating orange peels again
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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