school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think I just sharted jello shots
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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