After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Randomize
