elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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