Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
do herpes really smell.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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