gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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