Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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