Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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