oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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