You can't motorboat a personality
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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