I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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