Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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