I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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