it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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