im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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