I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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