I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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