But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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