blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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