Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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