Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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