I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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