i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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