carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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