tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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