Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
