new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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