how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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