Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
The ass gains better be worth it
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