Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she smelled like a LAN party
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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