sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.