This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I am midnight drunk by noon
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!