Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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