i jhust puked up my retainher.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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