Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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