Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she pinky promised me she was 18
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
